Haavik's Havoc
But Mitt Romney still remains the frontrunner. He is not as sex-obsessed as some of his rivals. He is a man of the people. The people who run Fortune 500 companies.
Just ask him, he’ll tell ya:
Corporations are people, my friend.
He says it loud: “I’m in the black and I’m proud.”
Now, the good news about this statement is that it should end the abortion debate once and for all: “Life begins at incorporation.” The bad news is, if corporations are indeed people, we need Planned Parenthood more than ever.
Silver lining is that Americans are fed up and are seeing these guys for who they are: unqualified extremists and book hawking scalawags.
We would like to hear about jobs. Real jobs. Not the ones that involve the words “hand” or “blow”.
”Shit Republic candidates say by Lizz Winstead
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/jan/10/sht-republican-candidates-say
It’s nice to know guys notice, whether gay or straight. My boyfriend refers to them as “walking disasters.” However, sometimes I think he says that while undislosing his complete awe of the wearer, the shoe, and the entire absurdity of it all.
In Philly visiting Amy, Fiona, and Ross. Arrived at 6 last night, easy drive along 95. Ate at Sabrina’s. Delicious fish tacos. Wandered around Italian Market this morning. Bought measuring spoons at Fante’s. 9AM is too early for DeBruno Bros. Great bread at the new Gluten Free Bakery across the street. We’re all resting now before our next trip out on this beautiful day. Bryn Mawr this afternoon. Perfection.
